Chapter 1: Origins of an Unlikely Llama...Far, far away on a planet, many light years from here, a young llama like creature murdered his parents in a dark alleyway. Apparently he was not a fan of their taste in opera. For his crime, he was banished to a butthole blue planet called Earth. Also his home planet blew up and everyone died.
Shortly upon arriving on Earth he was bitten by a radioactive gibbon, and from that day on he would be known as the llama with a bad rash on his left leg. While being treated for his injury, he was accidentally given a bad batch of blood belonging to a really pissed off green physicist, who clearly abused steroids. Disgusted with the service he was getting, the llama left, but before he could make it out of the car park, a passing truck accidentally dumped a vat of toxic waste all over him. Once the glowing subsided, he was given a clean bill of health, of which he had to pay within 24 hours. Faced w